terrakion:

alt-j:

michaxl:

gf: babe come over

me: i cant im doing gymnastics on the top of mt everest

gf: my parents are out ;)

me:

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IS HE OKAY??!!!!?

yes hes with his girlfriend now

GTM IS IN 3 SLEEPS, EVERYBODY TAKE A MINUTE TO APPRECIATE HOW SOON THAT IS, 

ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

pruderanch:

200% sure that all of my friend have secret meetings where they just talk about how annoying I am